Jadhba kweli au ni fake?

From the previous post, i assume jamaas have gotten some tips and advices that will ensure they will get off the BT hata kama ni temporarily.  And if you are a satisfied customer reader i.e. you got sumsumtin after reading the tips & advices hebu give feedback, Sawa? gooood. Bomseh dont worry, your time is coming. I’ll start a campaign just for you! (where is Betty?) LOOOL

I have one tiny question for guys though. What do you think about as you get some Vitamin S? Huh? Round 2? How boring/interesting it is? How it is sooooo worth the wait or vice versa, how much it will cost you? ‘What if i get caught’ thoughts?, ‘God help me i dont spoof for atleast 1.5 minutes’? what? what do you think about?

Moving on. Lets talk about something else – apparently it’s not a myth.

Female Orgasm (Yes guys it exists!). This is one mysterious SOB and its a fact that all women have faked it at one time or another. The reasons WHY are very wide and variable.

But why does a woman fake orgasm? Is it because she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings? Or she just wants to maintain and keep the peace? Or she’s just not in the mood and she doesnt want to seem ungrateful?

I read a Men’s health magazine article that suggests we guys treat sex as a joke and the woman apparently fails to get the punch line. Our attempts to drop kick her through the goal posts of heaven – frenzied fingers rythmitically rubbing at her sensitive spots – might, in fact, be hell for her!

But I digress. As a man how do you know you have hit the jackpot? It may look real, sound real but is it real? The heaving hips, lunging pelvis and loud groans aside, can you spot a fake?

Or it doesn’t matter? Si wewe umecome? Ala? Ajipange!

PS:

Did you know that a man can also fake an orgasm? I wont elaborate for now (That’s a post on its own)

 AOB

Can anyone hook me up with the video to this song Bembeleza by Marlaw. Tamu sana