Jimmy didnt drop out nursery school….. (he went on to accomplish many academic goals he had set for himself – His Grand Ma cant believe it mpaka wa leo!).
But he sure was miserable!
This kid was among the smallest boys in his class. And as if that wasn’t enough he had a girlish (sweet) babyface. In other words, he was a sitting stuffed duck, juicy and roasty, for bullies.
One such bully was always on his case but one day he got what he deserved.
Jimmy had a temper which was so so bad that it made him cry – it was the only thing he could do – CRY! Whenever he was crossed he would seethe with anger and tears will just start flowing!
One day, however, the bully started his usual ‘uchokozi’! But boy did he choose the wrong day! Jimmy had a new razor blade and as soon as the first tear hit the floor, something inside snapped and he went Jackie chan on the bullies legs with the razor! The wails from the other boy attracted the teacher who unglued Jimmy from the bullies legs. The cuts were not deep but they bled (and were sure painful) as hell.
From that day, Jimmy found himself a weapon (which he always displayed for everyone to see) and acquired himself a new nickname – Jimmy wembe!
It wasn’t to be his last fight……
To be continued!




February 16, 2008 at 9:07 am |
Temper as in Njuru Njeke…?or Lucy…..?
Attributable to xposure novel khat extracts….?
February 16, 2008 at 10:30 am |
hehehehehe, thanks for making me laugh leo. But wold you just HAPPEN to know if Jimmy still carries a razor? I may have a job for him.
February 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm |
OK, I’ll take this wembe thing as a warning.
February 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm |
Ati wembe!
Young man had a career as a barber (NOT)
Good on him with the bullies, but what did the teacher do?
February 16, 2008 at 8:42 pm |
Lol. . .halafu? Wat hpnd nxt?
February 17, 2008 at 7:54 pm |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2pNmaY1doM&feature=related
wembe ni ipi?
February 18, 2008 at 10:57 am |
LOL! beware of the still waters, they run deep! forget being a barber, those are the makings of a surgeon, na asipo soma sana a butcher…
February 18, 2008 at 11:26 am |
LOL more please
February 18, 2008 at 6:34 pm |
Xs when are u in addis so we can follow up on further in-house, hands-on training (comment 6)? Oooohhh …LaaaaLa!!!
February 20, 2008 at 4:39 pm |
I did indeed! its not my fault… visit mine
February 20, 2008 at 11:02 pm |
Jimmy Wembe Lol!
February 21, 2008 at 11:06 am |
wembe! has it now morphed into a kisu?
February 21, 2008 at 11:15 am |
should i get annoyed at Akismeti?
February 21, 2008 at 2:15 pm |
Mtoto akililia wembe, mpeleke kwa Jimmy.
BTW, you’ve been tagged. haiya, don’t look at me, Doozie ndio alianza, ask him.
February 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm |
Jimmy Wembe LOL.
February 21, 2008 at 7:11 pm |
Auch!!! venye a small cut from a razor is painful. Jimmy wembe bado unabeba hiyo wembe ama….
February 25, 2008 at 11:21 pm |
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/02/25/O.bad.men/index.html
February 26, 2008 at 5:41 pm |
lol@ super.. mwenda wathimu..
September 16, 2008 at 12:48 pm |
When am mad, I cry too..am wondering what will happen the day I actually snap…
I wasn’t bullied though.