I confess! I have forgotten how to blog! But before i get all rusted up and hang the boots, allow me to share some interesting maneno that I stumbled upon.
Apparently women do Ejaculate! Hey stop looking at me like that, its true…… No i don’t have any evidence but am planning to experiment.
A woman ejaculate is expelled from urethra (same place where pee comes out from) and its a clear liquid (hence forth termed as juice). This juice is released from Skene’s glands (urethral sponge). What this means is that if a chic doesn’t have complete control over her pubococcygeus muscle, chances are that you may actually get peed on as she tries to squirt! LOL. But If you are a scientist (like me) you know not all experiment succeed at first trial so if this happens, just be cool with it. Think of it as a golden shower….
For this ‘experiement’ to succeed, your gal need to be very sexually in tune with her self and she should be willing to let you play (unhindered) with her vijay (If you dont know what that is, ask a friend). She must feel free & be comfortable with you.
Tip:
Find the G-spot. Guys, Dont give up…. its there….somewhere…. (best of luck in finding it)…. you need to manipulate it (delicately) with your fingers and in no time, she’ll be soaking wet, all her juices drenching your hand.
Happy experimenting!
October 30, 2008 at 10:55 pm |
I don’t know what to say other than you are forever the king of guttervile and yes it is true women do ejaculate!
October 31, 2008 at 12:36 am |
After giggling to death…I have to say that I think people should report back after experimenting, seriously!…I cant find mine and I need directions lol
October 31, 2008 at 1:40 am |
Sigh…good things, good things. Just knowing that you can do that to a chic, over and over again, it’s such a great feeling. I’m sure jamaas who’ve never experienced this must be more frustrated than their ladies!
@Gal Africana: Ate hwaat??
October 31, 2008 at 4:36 am |
LOL! I take it you are yet to find this oh so mysterious spot….
October 31, 2008 at 7:56 am |
Smiling hard
October 31, 2008 at 12:52 pm |
wow?rhymed with my ‘j-squart post’..check it out
October 31, 2008 at 2:34 pm |
After some condemning readers..now I fearfully read such posts over my shoulder…
I watched this American Pie 6? movie, the Beta House…there is this chick who really ejaculates..golder showers is an approritate name..that having been said..I need to go experiment!
October 31, 2008 at 3:38 pm |
Savvy be careful about what you write..heehee
Now Xs…I see you’re back..interesting experiment..I like how u say you ’stumbled’ onto the info…yeah right..;)
October 31, 2008 at 4:55 pm |
I can attest to the fact that yes it does happen… Not that it has happened to me. Whats a Vijay? You said to ask a friend
October 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm |
Haiya…whadya mean why??? is it not obvious?
@ Archer…you seem to know…out with the info…with the quickness lol
October 31, 2008 at 6:15 pm |
Eugh…the title alone showed me what was coming next.
Eugh. Euwwwww! Xs, u should have rated this PG 25. Some of us are too young to read this.
October 31, 2008 at 7:46 pm |
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October 31, 2008 at 9:36 pm |
Lol. . . It’s true. Women also do that. All y’all experimentors sambaza the feedback asap.
November 1, 2008 at 12:01 pm |
Gasp
Am too old to read this!
November 1, 2008 at 5:23 pm |
Yeah. It happened in American Pie as savvy says.
But I once saw a far better demonstration some plce else.
It does happen.
November 1, 2008 at 11:14 pm |
What’s all the buzz about? Of course women ejaculate, but not all of them with the same intensity. It is also called orgasmic expulsion, a more appropriate name than golden shower, which can also refer to other things.
November 2, 2008 at 12:58 am |
flicking the bean……..using ur ipod…the right spot & tempo may result in multiple-ejaculations……woe betide…dont leave ur forwarding address.
November 2, 2008 at 10:14 am |
drenching your hand? only? try the whole bloody whatever it is you happen to be lying on, though it is not possible with all women biologically, its a design option, apparently. *dead* this i know!
November 2, 2008 at 9:53 pm |
When she squirts, I know I have done my job well. Great feeling that!
November 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm |
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November 3, 2008 at 10:48 am |
LOL!!!
November 3, 2008 at 3:24 pm |
another piece of advice, do not go searching for it, because the more you focus the less relaxed you will be, okay, the guy can focus and let the gal enjoy the fun. let me leave before i say too much! and you ask why you appear as XXX?
November 5, 2008 at 10:23 am |
Eh..I have read.
November 6, 2008 at 9:47 am |
@Gal Africana: I do know a thing or two about inducing squirts. One includes simultaneously stimulating the clitoris (with the tongue) and the G spot. Works every time!
November 7, 2008 at 12:34 am |
wewe, ebu blog.now that Hussein has the White House, I need GOOD reading material.
November 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
Who, me?
November 7, 2008 at 10:43 pm |
okay Archer- you as well. kwani hapa ni kwako?
November 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm |
@ archer …eh…every time??! ai nimeshangaa! :-O
November 9, 2008 at 5:24 am |
HELLO…..lol stoppin thru to say what up…i see ya
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November 10, 2008 at 8:43 am |
thanks for putting such vital info out there. there are many women out there who are unaware of what their bodies can do. we’re all in a state of permanent discovery.
off to experiment!
November 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm |
No wonder you are ‘excess’ guttervile king
November 12, 2008 at 6:24 pm |
I love your Kingdom. You have nailed it! Any takers.. life on BT is not fun anymore.
November 13, 2008 at 10:09 am |
thats a wonderful experience for man and her too you need to be a little bit creative to find G SPOT and of cause she has to let you do it.
to be honest many women do not experience it cause their partiner dont know this vital info.
GOOD Day guys.
November 26, 2008 at 6:54 pm |
Two months later… I am yet to find that G-Spot. Care to give some illustrations.
December 2, 2008 at 4:15 pm |
Eureka!! I found it, I found it!! (Wipes face) Wait a minute, did I just get peed on????
December 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm |
@KK
Try experiment with the right person??
@Son
Golden showers, brother, golden showers
December 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm |
Very true. I have done it before and was rewarded with a load right in my face. Not too unpleasant actually. But my current girlfriend just won’t relax enough to let go. Every time I’m working with her G-Spot and she feels it coming she stops it and says she has to run off to pee.
I guess there’s a lot to be said about being comfortable. Have to find a way to make her trust me
December 16, 2008 at 12:28 am |
LOL
Archer inakaa wewe ndio PRO. Si u write a book!
Have managed one squirt… chik was glowing kuliko a full moon. nice stuff!