She is here….Ok she will be!

She is coming!

She has already boarded the plane that will deliver her onto my arms!

Who you ask? Who else i say!

Kenya’s finest ofcourse! My Mwendwa, My Honey, My Kipenzi, My daktari wa roho yangu, My Sweetie……… Yes Ms Xs.

I cant express how excited i am! Like a kid seeing candy for the first time…….

No More Eating dinner alone, by myself, talking to myself, No more cold nights, No more eating own experiments, No more going to movies alone, No more waking up to a sight of a crumpled pillow, Bye Bye BT……

Welcome IN some lazy sunday mornings, spoilage (kuharibiwa), fun (lots of it), someone to talk to, hold, laugh with, share a shower with…….. some massage after a long day at work…..give this Bachelor Pad some life……

Off to check if this crib is tidy & ready!

Be nice, Say Hi. She’s sweet, atawajibu.

PS: Nikipotea sana for the next few days (weeks) just know its a forced hiatus! Sweet one at that!

AOB:

Got this forward and apparently it’s a true story……or so the author says.

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his manhood

According to the nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pant pocket and she got mad at him. She used Vaseline to slip the ring into his ‘soft copy’ as he was asleep.

I dont know what’s worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out you’re married,
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got into your manhood,
3. Finding out your manhood fits through your wedding ring……