Am back to the office! Drat! No biggie…. nothing much is happening.
After our attempt at swimming, my sweetie & I resolved we had to learn somehow.
First on the agenda was to buy swimming costumes and alcohol (lots of it).
After mangamangaing all shops kwa mall, we found one where they sell Bikinis and-what-have-you (sports stuff).
We admired the colours and strings (for her) and eeeeh space available..(for me)
How much we ask?
For her: Top 175 Pula, bottom P140, Cap P20
For Me: P99.
Say What? My calculator is out.
1 Pula = approx 11 Kenya Shilling
Therefore, 175 + 140 + 20 = P335 x 11 = Kshs 3,685.00
Then P99 x 11 = Kshs 1089.00
Total = Kshs 4,774.00 Approximately $ 70 bucks!
We stare at each other. eeeeeh hmmmm…..she suggest we take the cap and see what Liquorama has to offer. (She is bright i tell you)
Liquorama now is a mlevi haven. The prices are so pocket friendly.
We got: 1 Amarula, 1 Whisky, 1 Amarula-like-drink (I forget the name), Six pack Heinken, a bottle of Red wine, 3 Smirnoff Spin (Alc v/v 5%), 3 Smirnoff Twist (7%) – panty remover this one! 2 litre coke and water. Total P215! Thats a bargain!
Back home, by the pool. 1 Shot Whisky 1 shot Amarula……(our own blowjob cocktail…) in quick successions…..who needs a swimming costume?
Its no secret! My sweetie stay has to be extended by two more weeks!
Enjoy your weekend good people!
PS: How much do swimming costumes go for hapo Nairobi sports house?
Lol. Sasa will you ever learn how to swim bila costumes? They cost 200 bob hapo NSH. What’s the sending address I SOS? ..Endeleeni kujienjoy.
At that rate you will be expert swimmers but as for Ulevi thats same ol. I agree she should extend by a month at least.
Having a nice time eh? Go easy on the drink. Now what the hell is pula? Where on earth are you? Thanx for passing by mine.
LMAO!!!
eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr sii with the change from buying the pumbe, you still could get those floaters. There is a way after consuming all those -OH groups can make you believe you can walk on water. And at what kilos………….there is no way.
p.s. whose panty does smirnoff Twist remove? the seller, the buyer or the pursued?
i was reading through the list of alcoholic beverage and thinking…Xs household is about to throw a major party…kumbe fombe ni ya watu wawili
DO NOT attempt to swim after consuming that alcohol
ROFLMBAO…swimming costume storo brings memories…kwanza in these here united states they call em swim suits…I’ve a funny story or two on said title.
Y’all are having too much fun…i’m glad her visit has been extended. Don’t drink & swim, unless of course you have floaters!!!
mii naona apa kuna floater kadhaa in form za alki. tena vile dorie anaask..panti za nani zavuliwa?…tena ukinywa izo BJ tena unasahau unaitajika kuvaa mabikini? hehehe!! 🙂
LMAO
Have fun with her then
Yenyewe with that kind of alcohol at that price why would you need the swimming costumes?
Enjoy the extended stay!!!!
off to windowshop for Miss. Pumpkin!
Hope hakuna drunk swimming! na ujienjoyi!!
boss, the last time i went swimo proper was in primo na nilirushwa ndani by force…after that imekuwa tu kuweka miguu kwa maji, kutembea kwa beachi…etc…so bei ya swimming costume…search me…but i can tell you how much vodo costs…
off to window shop for vodo and wine..
Very funny, don’t know how I missed this one…