Tested sane

Anyone remember this? An excerpt of a form that a doctor had to fill for me some time last year…..

Well, it seems I passed the test (though i had to retake in a completely different way & settings)!

Yaaay. 

I can finally leave this Asylum and get a shot in a new life & challenges it comes with.

Allow me to indulge you.

It all started some few months (actually 2) when I got informed of a room opening 2 floors up. I was excited and I wanted to move into that room so badly – well who wouldn’t? It comes with so many benefits/extras, good ambiance, a great & beautiful view and it is quite spacious. All this was from heresay as i had never set a foot in that room.

I felt I deserved that room as I have been in my tiny congested room the longest and have undergone the most harsh conditions compared to other ‘patients’. 

The chief of medicine (chief of crazies is more like it) however thought maybe its fair that other patients be given a chance. Little did i know that he’s already been ‘worked’ on. I failed the test he set for us and the room was given to someone else. I wasn’t very happy as i felt robbed – literally!

Just as this was transpiring, a guest medical attending doctor from another (sister) asylum came to assist to sort out some issues here. I had heard earlier that ‘his’ asylum had been disbanded and thus he didn’t have any patient to look over. The big ‘kahunas’ of course had to look for something for him to do and that’s why he got posted here. We had met before (I was once locked up in another asylum where he was the head honcho before he moved & I too was moved)

After observing & assessing me he told me that he thinks its high time I left this place. After the recent happenings & other factors, I thought he’s actually right. I discussed this with chief of crazies and was suprised that he had no objection and he informed me that he noted the improvement I had made in the last few years and I was ready to leave.

This time I Hexed the test! 

But am still here, some paperwork need to be sorted out. I also hear that some other ‘young’ doctor wants to keep me here for another month or so for (final) observation.

I dont mind because i know its only temporary!

Am I excited? Yes I am….

Now when do we party?

AM SANE!!!

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