Found Graffenberg yet?

Posted: May 14, 2009 in Fun, sex ed

Am sure most of you are wondering WTF Graffenberg is?

Actually, it’s not a person but rather a spot. All women apparently have this spot; the generally accepted term is G-spot.

For anyone still wondering, this is an area 2-3 cm into the Vijay on the upper wall that feels like a wrinkly peach. Many men (actually majority) still believe it’s a myth because many a times their hunt for this spot ends up feeling like a hunt for a unicorn or some other mystical beast.

I overheard this interesting conversation where some guys were saying that the bigger the gadgets you have packed in your boxer, the higher chances of hitting this mythical spot.

WRONG! (I almost shouted…!)

SMH

The scientist that I am believes that the bigger you are, the less likely you are to hit it.

Actually all you might end achieving is hitting the opening of the cervix and hurting your lady…. (But you might be lucky to encounter the A-spot while you are there)!

Least am misquoted, this should NOT be taken to imply that if have finger sized maneno, you will hit the G-spot without breaking any sweat, no no no NO!

Curvature & position matter a lot. Doggy style has been known to have good results*. Jimmy also says lifting her hips in a certain angle can work too**

And to conclude this Dr. Phil session, my brothers, remember that female satisfaction is not always a factor of arousal but is due to the genetic predispositions…

And with that, I’ve gone back to my hiatus…..

Happy hunting!

*based on mere hearsay, no statistical data is available!

**Any advice from Jimmy should be taken with a pitch of salt!

Disclaimer: Xs, Jimmy or this blog are not liable for your continued failure to find the said spot or other ramifications that may arise due to your eeeeh handicap!
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Comments
  1. 3N says:

    Jimmy continues to give hope to Indian men, turns out their miniature soldiers can do work as well.

    i also hear and say that doggy style does have some results. also men shouldn’t fear enlightening themselves on the complexities of vijajay, we always want it so much why not learn how it works.

    What makes it happy and swell with tears of joy. what makes it throb like a volcano about to explode just before all hell breaks lose and neighbors curse living in apartments.

    I suggest a University of Virgina with campuses all over the world. Expert help with labs, real life models, mocks, finals, graduation parties…the whole nine.

  2. bomseh says:

    From hearsay, the toungue is better equipped to finding such spots. Now if only all men went down, an all women maintained excellent hygiene, . . . .

  3. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- says:

    Why cant we make it simple for everyone. Ladies, just point to it when he is searching

  4. Why cant we make it simple for everyone. Ladies, just point to it when he is searching
    Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.

  5. KK says:

    Genetic what… should I see their mother on the side before I start searching in vain?

  6. sibbie says:

    Why does it feel wrong that I am commenting here?

  7. wanja says:

    LOL @ …”but is due to the genetic predispositions”

  8. willpress says:

    And then theres also the U-spot. . .i was being educated a few days ago by a lady friend of mine. Apparently its somewhere between that buzzer of joy known as the clit and her pee pee hole, accesible to a very couragious tongue.

  9. MizzEizzy says:

    Hmmm, genetic predisposition? can u please explain dat?!!

    U spot, eh thats a new one!

    Jimmy has a point there, all about technique! The vjay isnt that vast, all those spots can be found is one dares to venture off the track…lol

    whats the point of having a big impressive sword, yet cant swing it? having a huge rocket launcher yet cant fire it?

  10. Superman says:

    1. Unicorns exist. Theyre just short, fat, grey and we call them RHINOS!

    2. The G in G spot actually stands for God. If you have her chanting bible verses and calling out all sorts of superior beings then you know youve found the G spot.

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  12. ken says:

    Expert advice? This limp banana can’t even spell hearsay (“heresy”, see above), or has no comprehension of what heresy means.

  13. radiatedperson says:

    @supremeGREAM, Haha. Ati she points to where it is instead of you searching. Haha!

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