Few things men should know about women….

Am sure this is odd coming from a dude, i must confess am no expect on the subject matter but I am lucky to have personal experiences on a regular basis!

Disclaimer: this is not my original work

Women can be a little fickle – It’s their prerogative. And while there are no hard-and-fast rules to women, there are certain things that you should know (that many of us keep getting wrong!) about women.

Below are a few little secrets. Of course, these won’t necessarily mean your relationship will be confusion-free. You’ll may still bungle it up now and then – but at least you’ll have some items to cross off your list of “what women want”.

So, if you’re male, take note:

• Sometimes, a backrub is just a backrub
• Chocolate works in most emotional situations
• “Fine” is never a good answer in response to “How do I look?”
• The answer to “Do I look fat in this?” is always “No, of course not!” Feel free to toss in “Have you lost a little weight?”
• We remember everything
• Don’t talk about your ex. Ever.
• Groping and foreplay is not the same thing
• With regard to the above, more is better. (Foreplay, not groping!)
• Vacuuming the house or doing the dishes will get you further than flowers
• While we’re on the subject, a vacuum cleaner is not a birthday present (in general, this applies to other appliances too)
• “Now” means “now”. Not “later”, “any time soon”, or “whenever you feel like it”
• Never ask whether she’s in a bad mood because of PMS
• No matter how cool she seems, if you’ve done something wrong, she is mad at you
• If you don’t know why she is mad, work it out. Don’t ask. It will only make her madder that you don’t know.
• She is going to ask how you feel
• She needs to hear how you feel about her. So tell her. And then remind her again in ten minutes.
• She expects you to notice things like hair cuts
• You don’t own the remote, even if you paid for it
• She wants to be best thing that’s ever happened to you. And she wants you to know it.
• She’s afraid to meet your mother. Also, don’t ever compare her to your mother.
• She doesn’t like being told how to do things, even if she asks
• Her job is just as important as yours
• She is less excited about receiving lingerie than you are about giving it

There you have it.

Just remember: Despite spending years trying to understand women, reading up on their psychological make-up and occasionally watching Oprah for some insight, They will still be a mystery!

It’s part of why we love THEM.

[Source: healthinsiteonline.net]