Posted: July 18, 2008 in Fun, Random, sex


And other related tools of trade, In Nairobi..

For research purposes only. The Kinky kind…….

Time is of essence!


Overheard (in Nairobi)

Two ladies are having a cup of coffee at a certain cafe…

Chicca 1:You stood me up on saturday

Chicca2: Sorry, i was unwell

C1:Kwani what happened to you

C2: My chest was hurting

C1: Why?

C2:Well, after we left the club on friday very drunk, My boyfriend & I had some serious mad sex!


  1. archer says:

    Fluffy handcuffs…good. But where to get them in Nai ndio shida. Other assorted tools of trade ni nini sasa? Nyahunyo?

    That conversation has really tickled me. Kwani the boyfie wekad her headbutt ya kifua?

  2. Crypto says:

    LOL archer…head butt ya kifua?! thats some funny ish.

  3. .99 says:

    Huh… someone must have pulled a Zidane move gizani…LOL!

  4. val says:

    Hahahahahaha….this is what I needed to wake me up leo…I’m also puzzled by that conversation..err mebe the guy is a body builder type..and crushed her chest??? That head butting stuff cracked me up 🙂

    And what type of research would that be??? hahaha…you need to tafuta those women who first brought vibrators to Kenya…

    Kwanza where is my post?? To help the guys figure out “The spot”…..get to writing Mr.

  5. if you do not get those things up there , sii you can use shoe-laces. Sii they are used to tie, kwanza people, so a rope. Or a khanga/leso- yaani usijali sana.

  6. Mr bigBalls says:

    That boyfie had balls..balls big enough to make some girl sick in the chest..
    Fluffy cuffs..no ,no i dont have balls to use those

  7. pinkmemoirs says:

    See me. I know a guy…

  8. Milk shake. says:

    LOL. Did i see it coming? Story incomplete, continue writting…. Then the kinky stuff, where are they purchased in Nai? Big question! Maybe one should write to Maina of CLASSIC 105. 3TOC: i can see the madness now!

  9. Nakeel says:

    There is a certain shop uko Westlands and a guy in town. Please people dont ask me how I know…

  10. Mocha! says:


    Yours has beaten pinkmemoirs.

    Dude….research huh???

    That convo is just hilarious. I think after coming dude collapsed on her heavily. Please don’t ask me how I know…..

  11. kirima says:

    Wait a second do I see handcuffs in PINK???
    Chest pains can be caused by massive exhaustion I think

  12. nzembi says:

    LOL…ati head butt…i can imagine..tihihihihihi

  13. 31337 says:

    let me know where so that i may arm myslelf too as soon as you do!

  14. Half n Half says:

    Nakeel, ati?details please
    That conversatiion is incomplete!

  15. 3N says:

    without getting too graphic….maybe the guy was t*tty f*ck*ng her and he was ended up injuring said chest

    of the cuffs and such – i know nada

    happy weekend bwana Xs

  16. Carol says:

    Nairobi and sex,sex and Nairobi.Nairobians are thirsty! ha ha, oh and the less thirsty are unwell ,hearts hurting………

  17. ramblesex says:

    Tools of the trade? I see you are planning for something toolworthy!

  18. savvy says:

    kwani what how were they doing it?? huh?

    tools of trade like what? and pink handcuffs…nairobi is now modernised in all manners, i guess

  19. savvy says:


    explain massive action??? i still dont get the chest connection

  20. archer says:

    Kwani July imeisha? UPDATE!!!!

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